Dream Diary

I was 9 months pregnant and out doing something with my parents. Shopping for the baby or something I suppose. My water broke and next thing I know I'm laying on the floor. Somhow there was this handsome guy that said he was a nurse and that he could help me. He helped me up and walked me around the room coaching my breathing; then he started hitting on me, but not in an obnoxious kind of way. He hinted that we should run away together, several times. Finally, I smiled at him and patted his cheek, which I suppose was rather condescending now that I think about it, and told him that while he was very handsome and sweet, that I dearly loved my husband very much and wouldn't even dream of leaving him. A change came over the guy. He got very silent and brooding, stood up, turned his back to me, and eventually walked away, leaving me on the floor with my ever increasing contractions.

Dream Diary

So yeah, I had this weird dream. My friend Robbie and I were agents for some kind of government office in the future. We were sent on a mission to retrieve some high ranking official, like a foreign diplomat or somthing, who had disappeared while in our governments care. It was believed that he or she had been "abducted" by aleins. He and I took a smlal space ship and went to their planet. We crash landed in a swamp that was filled with many and varied odd-looking indiginous flora and fauna. We had come prepared with the local garb, as these aliens were not unknown to our planet. Disguised in the appropriate garments, we made our way to the near-by capitol city, figured to be the most likely starting point. The citizens of the city were humanoid, looked actually human in fact, and had the epicanthic fold of asian races. I don't know what happened, but at one point we wound up chasing or perhaps being chased through the corridors of a huge buliding that served many purposes. I found myself running, with the obligatory laser gun in hand, thru a classroom of people that I had went to high school with; but now, unexplicably, they were in class, and I was in a lucrative, albeit highly dangerous and heroic government position. Hah. At another point, we both ran into a room, perhaps to hide, that appeared to be a bar or club full of men in various stages of undress. I knew, however that it wasn't necessarily a gay bar, in that way you know things in a dream. The men were anxious to please and I remember Robbie got jealous because they all wanted to lavish me with attention and drinks. At this point, since they were in various stages of undress as I said, that there was a difference between this race and our own. Their male ... anatomy... while being similar in look and average length of a human males was, shall we say, lacking in the circumfrence department, comparable to a straw perhaps, or a pencil. My dream ended with us in the bar surrounded by eager to please young men.