Wednesday, July 27

STRESS!!!!!

Would you say I'm stressed? Me? Of course not!

What's that?

Well... maybe a little...

Anyway! We had a "Stress Management" seminar at work today. Of course it didn't occur to them to say, relieve our stress by improving the morale in the office. But at least we had a perky little seminar about it. One of our handy-dandy exercises was to fill out a questionaire, to determine what our main "stressors" are. Guess what my top two were. Go on guess.

Give up?

Number 1: Occupation! Number 2: Finances!

Gee, wasn't that a huge surprise.

Moving on... the other handy-dandy exercise we had to do was to team up in groups of three and make a list of "stress relievers". Here's what my group came up with:

  • A- Aerobics: needless to say, this was NOT my suggestion. Stress causer is more like it.
  • B- Bath: Our instructor said that her previous group came up with "beer".
  • C- Celtic Music: ah yes, now we're into familiar territory. I'd also like to add "cats". :P
  • D- Drive in the country
  • E- Eating: A good, healthy way to relieve stress, right?
  • F- Fantasies: no, not THAT kind of fantasy. Pervs. The faeries and dragons kind.
  • G- Gardening
  • H- Hugging: aw. How very touchy-feely.
  • I- Ice Cream: Do we seem to have a theme going? E for "eating", I for "ice cream". What's next? P for Popcorn?
  • J- We didn't have an answer for J at the time, but later, as I contemplated our lack of J-ness, I thought, "of course, Johnny Depp!" Oh yes, I have but to think of Johnny Depp and suddenly I'm less stressed.
  • K- Kick boxing: Again, not my idea. But the thought of kicking the snot out of ... well... some people that shall remain nameless... is quite tempting. I thought we should've continued the touchy-feely-ness and went with "kissing," and that would lead nicely into our answers for O and S, but oh well.
  • L- Laughing: Also, would like to add "Lord of the Rings," as in the movies.
  • M- Music
  • N- Nap
  • O- The scribe refused to write down what all three of us said for O, but we all said "orgasms". I can't imagine why she wouldn't write that down for a work seminar.
  • P- Playing the piano: this actually wasn't my suggestion, but it applies.
  • Q- Quiet: of course we could've said P was "peace" and Q was "quiet".
  • R- Reading
  • S- Again, we had no answer because the scribe for our group wouldn't write down "sex".
  • T- Tea, as in, the drinking of.
  • U- Our group didn't have an answer for U. The instructor said that the same group that put "beer" for B, but "U bringing me beer" for U.
  • V- Vacation
  • W- Walking: Definitely not my idea. That would stress me out more, what with my bad knee and all.
  • X- We had no answer for X as all we could think of that starts with X is xylophone. Or X-rated movies.
  • Y- Yelling, preferably at someone that won't yell back. Like your kids.
  • Z- Zoo, as in, the going to. Meh. What else starts with Z that you could think of in a work seminar in 1 minute.

Thursday, July 21

Attention Please, I Have an Announcement to Make

I FUCKING HATE YOU PEOPLE THAT HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN DESIGN SPAM BOTS TO LEAVE CRAP IN MY GUESTBOOK!!!11!!11!11one

That is all.

Thank you.

Tuesday, July 5

Dream Diary AKA Peanut Monkies Are Taking Over My Dreams

I don't remember much of the dream I had last night, but... yes, you guessed it. The peanut monkey made a guest appearance. An honest-to-god appearance, too. Not just a passing thought. For some reason, he just showed up at my mum's for holiday dinner and expected to sleep at my house while he visited the states. It was all quite surprising. There was even *gasp* hugs.